Thursday, June 9, 2011

The DOCTOR is in!!

The return of our blog will bring some news. We were obsessed with Les Miserables without you! We do apologize but our current obsession is with the famous British show Doctor Who! In the 2nd season with the David Tennant as the doctor and the 11 episode in that season there is an episode called Blink which is about the statue angels that are "weeping" really being scary monsters that don't exist while being observed. i (Daiz) took to the streets of Zingled to repeat this to our fellow public. Alas! Zingled seems to has dissapeared! i am now using Omegle (which is apparently for pedos but im only reciting doctor who!

number one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I love childre
You: the angels have the phonebox
Stranger: I ate the phinebox :/
Stranger: phoneBox*
You: lonely assains they used to be called
Stranger: What does an xbox and michael jackson have in common?
You: no one knows where they came from but they're as old as the universe
Stranger: They're both plastic and they both get turned on by kids.
You: or very nearly. and they have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system
Stranger: GENIUS
You: they are quatomlocked they don't exist when being observed
Stranger: The gentetic ebnergy of a external creational theory is advanced by human electrons.
You: the moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock
Stranger: The refunction telegram of a repluca is a external disease called rebecca black, rebecca black is wose than cancer.
You: No choice, its a fact of their biology. in the sight by any living thing they litterally turn to stone
Stranger: Justin beiber needs to hit puberty
You: And you can't kill a stone. COURSE a stone can't kill you either. but then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can
Stranger: NIRVANA FUCK THE WOELD!

thoughts: Lol, thats not how you spell world!!

number two
Stranger: hi
You: the angels have the phonebox
Stranger: interesting
You: lonely assassins they used to be called
Stranger: hmm....
You: no one knows where they came from but they are as old as the universe
Stranger: I don't know about that
You: or very nearly. They have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system
Stranger: The Death Star?
You: they are quatum locked, they don't exist when being observed
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected

thoughts: haha... death star... i get it... nerdyness

last round, number three
Stranger: hola
You: the angels have the phonebox
Stranger: no
You: lonely assassins they used to be called
Stranger: the royal chickes do.

sorry i just had to.

Just for giggles this is the transcript i had typed up for this. you can watch Doctor Who on BBC and Netflix :) This wasn't sponsered, i just felt like saying that and sounding official

the angels have the phonebox

lonely assassins they used to be called

no one knows where they came from but they are as old as the universe

or very nearly. They have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system

they are quatum locked, they don't exist when being observed

they moment they are seen by any living creature, they freeze into rock

No choice. It's a fact in their biology. In the sight of any living creature, they will literally turn to stone.

And you can't kill a stone, course a stone can't kill you, but then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can.

That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping angels, they can't risk looking at each other

Their greatest asset is their greatest curse, They can never be seen.

Loneliest cretures in the universe. And i'm sorry, i'm very very sorry, it's up to you know.

The phonebox is my time machine, there is a world of time energy in there and they could feast on forever but the damage they could do could switch off the sun.

You have got to send it back to me... and that's it I'm afraid, there's no more from you on the transcript, thats the last i've got...

I don't know what stopped you talking but i can guess. The angels are coming for you but listen your life could depend on this

DON'T blink. don't even blink. blink and you're dead. They're fast, faster than you can believe. DON'T turn your back, DON'T look away and DON'T. BLINK. good luck.

the space in between is where someone responds. but yeah, thats a look in my life. next time it will be les miserables

Sunday, January 30, 2011

There is No Point to This

Why hello there. I'm Daiz :) it is currently 6:18am, and I have litterally pulled my first all-nighter! I watched "The Human Centipede" and I'm not sure if I disturbed to the point of no sleep without knowing it, or I'm just not tired. My day went something like this (for those who care! :D) I got up at like 11 am and got on the computer and spent about 3 hours playing World of Warcraft (it's the love of my life, don't judge) then at 4:30 i went to the seafood place with my family. Then at 7 I watched Scott Pilgrim vs. the World for the first time and I think I unknowingly got high in the prosses. Then I watched freaking The Human Centipede. which, suggesting by the title is of course about a crzy german docter that puts three inoccent people together by putting the mouths of one and attaching it surgically to the a**hole. Then I played on my computer tring to forget what I saw... and then finally at midnight i watched Shrek for happy thoughts. After the movie was over at 2:30, i read till 3:00 and laid in bed, waiting for sleep till I decided eff it at 3:30, and got on the computer. I sit watching the sunset, watching Saturday Night Live on Hulu and typing this to you. I...I love you.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Are YOU Dave?

Remember a couple Blogs back when we vowed to find Dave? This is our quest to find Dave!!! (in case you are wondering, Blogs is capitalized because we're German...ish)
Numbero Iens (that means one..in GERMAN bitchs!)
▲: DDDAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
▲: Dave?
▲: Dave?
▲: Dave?
▲: Dave?!
▲: DAVE!!!
▲: DAVE!?!?!
▲: i love you.
▲: DAVEEEE
▼: yeah, it's not dave
▼: but i love u back <3
▲: did you miss me?
▼: yes i did
▲: I counted the hours we were apart Dave
▼: and who are you?
▲: Mrs. Dave
▲: hope thats not creepy, Dave
▼: im not dave
▼: mrs. dave
▲: Well, In nine hours and 23 minutes, you'll be MIINNNNEEE, dave
▲: dave?
▲: Dave, speak to me
▼: okay you have some psychical problems
▼: bye
▼: for ever
▼: <|3
▲: No, i've only lived under an opera house, composing beautiful, beautiful, music that I seduce young sopranos with
▼: okay
▼: godbye
▲: and stare at them while they sleep through a seemingly harmless mirror
▲: what I'm trying to say is i love you, dave
▼: yeah
The other user has left
Our Thoughts: Our love is inevitable, Dave. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, Dave! and I will be your SLAVE!! but you have to be meh beotch

Number Tsvy (that means TWO in GERMAN!!!)

Thursday, January 13, 2011

80's Rock? Anyone?

We met this awesome person on Zingled. If is is a boy, Daiz has dibs. If it's a girl, we want to have a girl's night out. and sing Karaoke at cheesy bars ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: How you turned my world you precious thing
▼: I... I love you.
▲: you starved and near exaust me
▼: Everything I've done, I've done for you
▲: YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL!!!
▼: Hey hey. You're skipping lines.
▼: >:I
▼: You are a digrace to Bowie's name.
▲: I move the stars for no one
▼: A DISGRACE I SAY.
▲: so so so so so so so srry!!!!
▼: Besides
▼: I'm listening to You Give Love A Bad Name
▼: B)
▼: Bon Jovi > David Bowie
▲: Ziggy played guitar jamming good with weird and gilly! and the spiders form mars
▼: heehee
▼: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
▼: YOU GIVE LOOVE
▼: a bad name
▲: he played it left hand but made it too far became the special man then we were Ziggy's Band
▼: Hey hey. No Ziggy Stardust either.
▼: BI
▼: What are you, musically tasteless?
▼: YOUR VERY FIRST KISS
▲: my teacher is singing i whip my hair back and forth. now thats musically tasteless
▼: WAS YOUR FIRST KISS GOODBYE
▼: ..Oh god
▼: You poor person.
▲: It's my life it's now or never. I ain't gunna live forever
▲: I just wanna live while I'm alive Its. My. Life
▼: Better
▼: Is this the real life?
▼: Is this just fantasy?
▼: Caught in a landslide
The other user has left
Our Thoughts: I'm crying for messing a Labyrinth song. We shall burn cats as offering for forgivness.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

phantom of the opera zingled-i-fied. with only lonely Charlotte.

I was avoiding homework and the authorities, so I attempted to have normal converstions with people on the Internet. this is a skill I have not yet mastered, so instead I typed the lyrics of songs to people. the second song isn't very well known, bit that status should be changed. you can help us in our quest by visiting the YouTube domain and searching for "The Phantom Opera Ghost by Iced Earth" and then plugging in earphones or turning on thy speakers and listening to the music that plays. do it and I'll pertend to like you. :)
p.s. srry it's kinda long. but then again, if ur reading random blogs, then wut pressing matters do u need to attend to rather than finish reading this?
▼: hey
▲: sing once again with me
▼: OK!
The other user has left
my thoughts:this little conversation made me giggle so I included it.
Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: Someone there?
▲: sing once again with me
▲: our strange duet
▼: I will
▼: That voice which calls to me
▲: my power over u
▲: grows stronger yet
▲: and tho u turn from me
▼: youre skipping >:(
▲: to glance behind
▼: The PHAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM of the opera is there
▲: the phantom of the opera is there
▼: inside my miiiiind
▲: inside ur mind....
▲: I vas singing the second verse, that's y it seems odd to u
▼: the nightwish version?
▼: My dear trolly friend, wuu2 (:
▲: no no silly child, tho there is a nightwish version. I was doing the original Broadway version. which is pretty much the same. but whatever.
▲: (obviously there's a nightwish version...)
▼: ohh because you skipped the youll give your love to me part :L
▼: Am I a silly child for life, now? ):
▲: in all your phantasies
▲: u always knew
▲: that man and mystery (and yes, forever more u shall b a silly child)
▼: [YOUR silly child? ( : ]
▼: were both in you
▲: and in this labrynth
▼: where night is blind
▲: THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE
▼: INSIDE MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
▲: just so u know, tho I may never hug you, laugh with you, cry with you or get drunk with you, from the heart of my bottom, I love you.
▼: reallyyy? (:~<3
▲: yes, my angel of music (hope that's not too creepy )
▼: nahh XD
▼: its kindof sweet haha
▲: cool.
▼: so, my trolly friend
▼: what do we do now
▲: why, pray tell am I a troll? do u call everyone troll?
▼: no (:
▼: just you (:
▼: it's my special name for you
▲: yeaaaa! now wut we do is u go onto YouTube and look up Phantom Opera Ghost by Iced Earth. there is a possibility that you'll like it
▼: most likely
▲: awesome. if u shall call me troll, then I shall thee minion.
▼: minionminionminion
▼: will you teach me how to grow big and strong, like you?
▲: go forth minion and do as thou has been commanded!
▼: which is D:
▼: i have the song on!
▲: good job minion. I won't kill u. 
▼: Oh my dear trolly friend, I'm so happy!
▲: I LOVE that song.
▼: I can understand why hehe
▼: i used to like blind guardian alot too
▲: I terribly srry, but I don't listen to alot of heavy metal, but I have a best friend who does. the Phantom Opera ghost is one of the few songs I like
▼: oo ok
▼: then what do you listen atm ?
▲: but if I did listen to heavy metal, then I wud discuss the pros and cons of bands until my fingers fell off.
▲: (I'm assuming atm means to?)
▼: at the moment 
▲: yes that too. really I'll listen to anything and b happy just as long as it has a good beat and non-annoying vocals.
▼: okiee
▼: so not justin bieber
▲: hell no. I definatly don't listen to pop, bcuz I don't believe in auto-tune. which justin beiber uses. alot.
▼: im using him to troll :P
▲: CHRISTINE MY LOVE! PARIS NOW WILL WORSHIP YOU! YOU WILL STAR SOON, I'LL KILL TO MAK IT SURE FOR YOU!
▲: *make, not mak
▼: oh my love, won't you please show yourself to me.. ?
▲: soon I'll take you in my kingdom ur the queen it's dark and peaceful but my face you'll never see, nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
▲: oh Christine on this eve I will come for you
▼: Erik my love, I've waited all my life for you... Please just take me, I need to be with you !!
▲: take my hand, through the catacombs my lair awaits
The other user has left
my reflection on this confabulation: I have to find this person. I have to find her/him and get drunk with him/her bcuz they seem like a fun person to b drunk with. and now for something completly different: I don't mind lady gaga. she's pretty cool.

You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: hii
▲: Christine my love!
▲: Paris now will worship you!
▼: YOU PERV
▲: you will star soon I'll kill to make it sure for you!
▼: WHAT THE HELL YOU FREAK
The other user has left





Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: HELLO.
▲: you have come here
▼: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
▲: in pursuit of your deepest urge
▼: OH REALLY.
▼: AND THAT IS?
▲: in pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent...
▲: ...silent...
▼: OKAY, BY NOW YOU'VE PROBABLY REALIZED THAT I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THIS CRYPTIC SHIT.
▼: WHAT IS IT YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT?
▲: I have brought you
▼: FOR WHAT REASON?
▲: that our passions may fuse and merge
▲: in your mind you've already succumbed to me
▼: JACK, THAT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING YOU.
▼: I SWEAR TO GOD.
▲: dropped all defenses completly succumbed to me
▲: now you r here with me no second thots you've decided...
▼: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
▲: ...decided...
▲: past the point of no return
The other user has left
my opinion on the matter: I wonder who Jack is...I think I'd like him :)

Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▼: what's yo name?
▲: night time sharpens
▼: hi night time sharpens
▼: wtf does that even mean?
▲: heightens each sensation
▼: wtf is your name?
▲: darkness stirs and wakes imagination
▼: very nice?
The other user has left
mi ponderings: wtf is YOUR name?!?!?

Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: plz stay tuned. cryptic messages will follow.
▼: ...
▼: im gay
▲: you have come here
▲: in pursuit of your deepest urge...
▼: And what may that be
▲: in pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent...
▲: ...silent...
▼: im gay
The other user has left
my thoughts upon this: if you read between the lines, he'll say he's gay.

V for Vendetta: Zingled Edition!

We love you V. Seriously. We are IN LOVE with you. You and your bloody knives and fancy karate gimicks.
▲: VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate.
▼: ...
▼: WHAT THE SHIT FUCK DID I JUST READ.
▲: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished
▼: ... WHAT?
▲: However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
▼: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, TYPE LIKE SOMEONE NORMAL.
▼: STOP SAYING SO MANY FUCKING WORDS THAT START WITH V.
▲: The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
▼: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
▼: I WILL KILL YOU.
▼: I DON'T EVEN CARE.
▲: (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
▼: YOUR NAME IS V.
▼: ONE LETTER.
▲: HELL YES
▼: GREAT NAME.
▲: I KNOW RIGHT
▼: OKAY.
▼: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
▲: you envy it. V is the sexiest letter in the alphabet
▼: SO I'M GOING TO FORGET THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION.
▼: YOU KEEP ON BEING FUCKING RETARDED, GRUBFUCKER.
The other user has left
Thoughts: What the HELL is a grub fucker?

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

More Zingled Chat (Juat Daiz...sad face)

Charlotte isn't here right now... but I got bored so I got on Zingled...DUN DUN DUN

Number 1-
▼: Hey
▲: You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge, in pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent...silent
▼: thats nice and all
▼: but can you follow me on twitter?
▲: I have brought you better passion may fuse and murge, in your mind you've already sucumb to me, dropped all defenses completly sucumb to me
▼: again, nice and all
▼: but follow me
▼: please...
▲: Now you are here with me... no second thought you've decided...decided
▼: BITCH I AM THROUGH WITH YOURFUCKING POEMS.
▲: Past the point of no return... no backward glances, the games we've played till now are at an end
▼: FOLLOW ME.
▲: Past all thought of 'if' or 'when' no use resisting abandon thought and let the dream descend..
The other user has left

Thoughts: No, I will not follow you, child of the night.