Thursday, June 9, 2011

The DOCTOR is in!!

The return of our blog will bring some news. We were obsessed with Les Miserables without you! We do apologize but our current obsession is with the famous British show Doctor Who! In the 2nd season with the David Tennant as the doctor and the 11 episode in that season there is an episode called Blink which is about the statue angels that are "weeping" really being scary monsters that don't exist while being observed. i (Daiz) took to the streets of Zingled to repeat this to our fellow public. Alas! Zingled seems to has dissapeared! i am now using Omegle (which is apparently for pedos but im only reciting doctor who!

number one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: I love childre
You: the angels have the phonebox
Stranger: I ate the phinebox :/
Stranger: phoneBox*
You: lonely assains they used to be called
Stranger: What does an xbox and michael jackson have in common?
You: no one knows where they came from but they're as old as the universe
Stranger: They're both plastic and they both get turned on by kids.
You: or very nearly. and they have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system
Stranger: GENIUS
You: they are quatomlocked they don't exist when being observed
Stranger: The gentetic ebnergy of a external creational theory is advanced by human electrons.
You: the moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock
Stranger: The refunction telegram of a repluca is a external disease called rebecca black, rebecca black is wose than cancer.
You: No choice, its a fact of their biology. in the sight by any living thing they litterally turn to stone
Stranger: Justin beiber needs to hit puberty
You: And you can't kill a stone. COURSE a stone can't kill you either. but then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can
Stranger: NIRVANA FUCK THE WOELD!

thoughts: Lol, thats not how you spell world!!

number two
Stranger: hi
You: the angels have the phonebox
Stranger: interesting
You: lonely assassins they used to be called
Stranger: hmm....
You: no one knows where they came from but they are as old as the universe
Stranger: I don't know about that
You: or very nearly. They have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system
Stranger: The Death Star?
You: they are quatum locked, they don't exist when being observed
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected

thoughts: haha... death star... i get it... nerdyness

last round, number three
Stranger: hola
You: the angels have the phonebox
Stranger: no
You: lonely assassins they used to be called
Stranger: the royal chickes do.

sorry i just had to.

Just for giggles this is the transcript i had typed up for this. you can watch Doctor Who on BBC and Netflix :) This wasn't sponsered, i just felt like saying that and sounding official

the angels have the phonebox

lonely assassins they used to be called

no one knows where they came from but they are as old as the universe

or very nearly. They have survived this long because they have the perfect defense system

they are quatum locked, they don't exist when being observed

they moment they are seen by any living creature, they freeze into rock

No choice. It's a fact in their biology. In the sight of any living creature, they will literally turn to stone.

And you can't kill a stone, course a stone can't kill you, but then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh yes it can.

That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping angels, they can't risk looking at each other

Their greatest asset is their greatest curse, They can never be seen.

Loneliest cretures in the universe. And i'm sorry, i'm very very sorry, it's up to you know.

The phonebox is my time machine, there is a world of time energy in there and they could feast on forever but the damage they could do could switch off the sun.

You have got to send it back to me... and that's it I'm afraid, there's no more from you on the transcript, thats the last i've got...

I don't know what stopped you talking but i can guess. The angels are coming for you but listen your life could depend on this

DON'T blink. don't even blink. blink and you're dead. They're fast, faster than you can believe. DON'T turn your back, DON'T look away and DON'T. BLINK. good luck.

the space in between is where someone responds. but yeah, thats a look in my life. next time it will be les miserables

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