There is No Point to This

Why hello there. I'm Daiz :) it is currently 6:18am, and I have litterally pulled my first all-nighter! I watched "The Human Centipede" and I'm not sure if I disturbed to the point of no sleep without knowing it, or I'm just not tired. My day went something like this (for those who care! :D) I got up at like 11 am and got on the computer and spent about 3 hours playing World of Warcraft (it's the love of my life, don't judge) then at 4:30 i went to the seafood place with my family. Then at 7 I watched Scott Pilgrim vs. the World for the first time and I think I unknowingly got high in the prosses. Then I watched freaking The Human Centipede. which, suggesting by the title is of course about a crzy german docter that puts three inoccent people together by putting the mouths of one and attaching it surgically to the a**hole. Then I played on my computer tring to forget what I saw... and then finally at midnight i watched Shrek for happy thoughts. After the movie was over at 2:30, i read till 3:00 and laid in bed, waiting for sleep till I decided eff it at 3:30, and got on the computer. I sit watching the sunset, watching Saturday Night Live on Hulu and typing this to you. I...I love you.

Are YOU Dave?

Remember a couple Blogs back when we vowed to find Dave? This is our quest to find Dave!!! (in case you are wondering, Blogs is capitalized because we're German...ish)
Numbero Iens (that means one..in GERMAN bitchs!)
▲: DDDAAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
▲: Dave?
▲: Dave?
▲: Dave?
▲: Dave?!
▲: DAVE!!!
▲: DAVE!?!?!
▲: i love you.
▲: DAVEEEE
▼: yeah, it's not dave
▼: but i love u back <3
▲: did you miss me?
▼: yes i did
▲: I counted the hours we were apart Dave
▼: and who are you?
▲: Mrs. Dave
▲: hope thats not creepy, Dave
▼: im not dave
▼: mrs. dave
▲: Well, In nine hours and 23 minutes, you'll be MIINNNNEEE, dave
▲: dave?
▲: Dave, speak to me
▼: okay you have some psychical problems
▼: bye
▼: for ever
▼: <|3
▲: No, i've only lived under an opera house, composing beautiful, beautiful, music that I seduce young sopranos with
▼: okay
▼: godbye
▲: and stare at them while they sleep through a seemingly harmless mirror
▲: what I'm trying to say is i love you, dave
▼: yeah
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Our Thoughts: Our love is inevitable, Dave. Just fear me, love me, do as I say, Dave! and I will be your SLAVE!! but you have to be meh beotch

Number Tsvy (that means TWO in GERMAN!!!)

80's Rock? Anyone?

We met this awesome person on Zingled. If is is a boy, Daiz has dibs. If it's a girl, we want to have a girl's night out. and sing Karaoke at cheesy bars ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

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▲: How you turned my world you precious thing
▼: I... I love you.
▲: you starved and near exaust me
▼: Everything I've done, I've done for you
▲: YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL!!!
▼: Hey hey. You're skipping lines.
▼: >:I
▼: You are a digrace to Bowie's name.
▲: I move the stars for no one
▼: A DISGRACE I SAY.
▲: so so so so so so so srry!!!!
▼: Besides
▼: I'm listening to You Give Love A Bad Name
▼: B)
▼: Bon Jovi > David Bowie
▲: Ziggy played guitar jamming good with weird and gilly! and the spiders form mars
▼: heehee
▼: SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
▼: YOU GIVE LOOVE
▼: a bad name
▲: he played it left hand but made it too far became the special man then we were Ziggy's Band
▼: Hey hey. No Ziggy Stardust either.
▼: BI
▼: What are you, musically tasteless?
▼: YOUR VERY FIRST KISS
▲: my teacher is singing i whip my hair back and forth. now thats musically tasteless
▼: WAS YOUR FIRST KISS GOODBYE
▼: ..Oh god
▼: You poor person.
▲: It's my life it's now or never. I ain't gunna live forever
▲: I just wanna live while I'm alive Its. My. Life
▼: Better
▼: Is this the real life?
▼: Is this just fantasy?
▼: Caught in a landslide
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Our Thoughts: I'm crying for messing a Labyrinth song. We shall burn cats as offering for forgivness.

phantom of the opera zingled-i-fied. with only lonely Charlotte.

I was avoiding homework and the authorities, so I attempted to have normal converstions with people on the Internet. this is a skill I have not yet mastered, so instead I typed the lyrics of songs to people. the second song isn't very well known, bit that status should be changed. you can help us in our quest by visiting the YouTube domain and searching for "The Phantom Opera Ghost by Iced Earth" and then plugging in earphones or turning on thy speakers and listening to the music that plays. do it and I'll pertend to like you. :)
p.s. srry it's kinda long. but then again, if ur reading random blogs, then wut pressing matters do u need to attend to rather than finish reading this?
▼: hey
▲: sing once again with me
▼: OK!
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my thoughts:this little conversation made me giggle so I included it.
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▼: Someone there?
▲: sing once again with me
▲: our strange duet
▼: I will
▼: That voice which calls to me
▲: my power over u
▲: grows stronger yet
▲: and tho u turn from me
▼: youre skipping >:(
▲: to glance behind
▼: The PHAAAAAAAAAAAANTOM of the opera is there
▲: the phantom of the opera is there
▼: inside my miiiiind
▲: inside ur mind....
▲: I vas singing the second verse, that's y it seems odd to u
▼: the nightwish version?
▼: My dear trolly friend, wuu2 (:
▲: no no silly child, tho there is a nightwish version. I was doing the original Broadway version. which is pretty much the same. but whatever.
▲: (obviously there's a nightwish version...)
▼: ohh because you skipped the youll give your love to me part :L
▼: Am I a silly child for life, now? ):
▲: in all your phantasies
▲: u always knew
▲: that man and mystery (and yes, forever more u shall b a silly child)
▼: [YOUR silly child? ( : ]
▼: were both in you
▲: and in this labrynth
▼: where night is blind
▲: THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE
▼: INSIDE MY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
▲: just so u know, tho I may never hug you, laugh with you, cry with you or get drunk with you, from the heart of my bottom, I love you.
▼: reallyyy? (:~<3
▲: yes, my angel of music (hope that's not too creepy )
▼: nahh XD
▼: its kindof sweet haha
▲: cool.
▼: so, my trolly friend
▼: what do we do now
▲: why, pray tell am I a troll? do u call everyone troll?
▼: no (:
▼: just you (:
▼: it's my special name for you
▲: yeaaaa! now wut we do is u go onto YouTube and look up Phantom Opera Ghost by Iced Earth. there is a possibility that you'll like it
▼: most likely
▲: awesome. if u shall call me troll, then I shall thee minion.
▼: minionminionminion
▼: will you teach me how to grow big and strong, like you?
▲: go forth minion and do as thou has been commanded!
▼: which is D:
▼: i have the song on!
▲: good job minion. I won't kill u. 
▼: Oh my dear trolly friend, I'm so happy!
▲: I LOVE that song.
▼: I can understand why hehe
▼: i used to like blind guardian alot too
▲: I terribly srry, but I don't listen to alot of heavy metal, but I have a best friend who does. the Phantom Opera ghost is one of the few songs I like
▼: oo ok
▼: then what do you listen atm ?
▲: but if I did listen to heavy metal, then I wud discuss the pros and cons of bands until my fingers fell off.
▲: (I'm assuming atm means to?)
▼: at the moment 
▲: yes that too. really I'll listen to anything and b happy just as long as it has a good beat and non-annoying vocals.
▼: okiee
▼: so not justin bieber
▲: hell no. I definatly don't listen to pop, bcuz I don't believe in auto-tune. which justin beiber uses. alot.
▼: im using him to troll :P
▲: CHRISTINE MY LOVE! PARIS NOW WILL WORSHIP YOU! YOU WILL STAR SOON, I'LL KILL TO MAK IT SURE FOR YOU!
▲: *make, not mak
▼: oh my love, won't you please show yourself to me.. ?
▲: soon I'll take you in my kingdom ur the queen it's dark and peaceful but my face you'll never see, nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
▲: oh Christine on this eve I will come for you
▼: Erik my love, I've waited all my life for you... Please just take me, I need to be with you !!
▲: take my hand, through the catacombs my lair awaits
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my reflection on this confabulation: I have to find this person. I have to find her/him and get drunk with him/her bcuz they seem like a fun person to b drunk with. and now for something completly different: I don't mind lady gaga. she's pretty cool.

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▼: hii
▲: Christine my love!
▲: Paris now will worship you!
▼: YOU PERV
▲: you will star soon I'll kill to make it sure for you!
▼: WHAT THE HELL YOU FREAK
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▼: HELLO.
▲: you have come here
▼: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
▲: in pursuit of your deepest urge
▼: OH REALLY.
▼: AND THAT IS?
▲: in pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent...
▲: ...silent...
▼: OKAY, BY NOW YOU'VE PROBABLY REALIZED THAT I DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR THIS CRYPTIC SHIT.
▼: WHAT IS IT YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT?
▲: I have brought you
▼: FOR WHAT REASON?
▲: that our passions may fuse and merge
▲: in your mind you've already succumbed to me
▼: JACK, THAT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING YOU.
▼: I SWEAR TO GOD.
▲: dropped all defenses completly succumbed to me
▲: now you r here with me no second thots you've decided...
▼: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
▲: ...decided...
▲: past the point of no return
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my opinion on the matter: I wonder who Jack is...I think I'd like him :)

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▼: what's yo name?
▲: night time sharpens
▼: hi night time sharpens
▼: wtf does that even mean?
▲: heightens each sensation
▼: wtf is your name?
▲: darkness stirs and wakes imagination
▼: very nice?
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mi ponderings: wtf is YOUR name?!?!?

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▲: plz stay tuned. cryptic messages will follow.
▼: ...
▼: im gay
▲: you have come here
▲: in pursuit of your deepest urge...
▼: And what may that be
▲: in pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent...
▲: ...silent...
▼: im gay
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my thoughts upon this: if you read between the lines, he'll say he's gay.

V for Vendetta: Zingled Edition!

We love you V. Seriously. We are IN LOVE with you. You and your bloody knives and fancy karate gimicks.
▲: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate.
▼: ...
▼: WHAT THE SHIT FUCK DID I JUST READ.
▲: This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished
▼: ... WHAT?
▲: However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
▼: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, TYPE LIKE SOMEONE NORMAL.
▼: STOP SAYING SO MANY FUCKING WORDS THAT START WITH V.
▲: The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
▼: OH MY FUCKING GOD.
▼: I WILL KILL YOU.
▼: I DON'T EVEN CARE.
▲: (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
▼: YOUR NAME IS V.
▼: ONE LETTER.
▲: HELL YES
▼: GREAT NAME.
▲: I KNOW RIGHT
▼: OKAY.
▼: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
▲: you envy it. V is the sexiest letter in the alphabet
▼: SO I'M GOING TO FORGET THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION.
▼: YOU KEEP ON BEING FUCKING RETARDED, GRUBFUCKER.
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Thoughts: What the HELL is a grub fucker?

More Zingled Chat (Juat Daiz...sad face)

Charlotte isn't here right now... but I got bored so I got on Zingled...DUN DUN DUN

Number 1-
▼: Hey
▲: You have come here, in pursuit of your deepest urge, in pursuit of that wish which till now has been silent...silent
▼: thats nice and all
▼: but can you follow me on twitter?
▲: I have brought you better passion may fuse and murge, in your mind you've already sucumb to me, dropped all defenses completly sucumb to me
▼: again, nice and all
▼: but follow me
▼: please...
▲: Now you are here with me... no second thought you've decided...decided
▼: BITCH I AM THROUGH WITH YOURFUCKING POEMS.
▲: Past the point of no return... no backward glances, the games we've played till now are at an end
▼: FOLLOW ME.
▲: Past all thought of 'if' or 'when' no use resisting abandon thought and let the dream descend..
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Thoughts: No, I will not follow you, child of the night.

Phantom of the Zingled Chat...Bitch

Backstory: i'm a nerd. My friend Charlotte and I love Phantom of the Opera...because we are nerds. When we get bored, we sing passionate phantom songs to random people on the internet, in attempt to make their lives happy. This is the results...bitch


Number 1:
▼: H3LLO
▲: floating falling sweet intoxication touch me trust me
▼: WH4T?
▲: savor each sensation
▼: 4R3 YOU SL4MM1NG PO3TRY
▲: LET THE DREAM BEGIN LET YOU DARKER SIDE GIVE IN
▼: 1 SUPPOS3 SO
▲: TO THE POWER OF THE MUSIC THT I WRIIITE THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHTTTTT
▼: YOU SHOULD F1ND D4V3, H3'LL W4NT TO M4K3 SOM3 S1CK RHYM3S W1TH YOU
▲: *you faint and carry you off to my swan bed*
▼: OH W3'R3 ROL3PL4Y1NG?
▲: you alone can make my song take flighttt help me make the music of the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
▼: UHHH
▲: sing once again with me our strange duet
▼: 1'M GO1NG TO D1SCONN3CT NOW
▼: BY3 STR4NG3 HUM4N >:[
▲: DONT GO SO B IT
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Our Thought: WE MUST FIND DAVE!!!



Numero Dos (that mean two):
▲: I remember there was mist... Swirling mist upon a vast, glassy lake there were candles all around and on the lake there was a boat
▼: why
▲: and in the boat...there was a man....
▼: are u okay
▲: WHO was that shape in the shadow whose is that face in the mask
▼: okay
▼: umm
▼: ill get some white guys okay
▲: *takes my mask off, switchig peronality*
▼: phantom of the opera sucks
▲: DAMN YOU YOU LITTLE PRYINY PANDORA
▼: who
▲: IF I COULD SPELL
▼: okay u r crazy
▼: look behind u
▲: YOU LITTLE DEMON IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE


It turns out, It was our other jerk friend. We hate him. Bastard.